You came. You saw. You submitted your entries. Clichés aside, we now have the winners of the Razer Orochi soaps in our metaphorical hands. Thank you to everyone who flooded our emails with your tales of pwnage, adventure and personal hygiene. You have contributed to many a sleepless night to one of our office staff who had endless contest entries pinging him on his Blackberry. It’s ok though, no one really likes him anyway.
But I digress.
So here they are. The 5 chosen ones who will bring peace to all mankind. Or at least a nice shower. Expect something in your mailbox soon!
Camille Delefosse – “The place I would take my Orochi soap mouse is Lille, in the north of France : We’ve been planning a gaming contest this summer and what a better 1st price than a shower in the main square’s fountain.”
Oh Camille, are you sure people would want to join your contest now?
Stephen Artman – “I would take this soap to the backstage VIP section of Conan O’Brien’s performance. Conan would ask me whether that was a soap replica of a Razer Orochi mouse in my pocket, or if I was just happy to see him. I would unleash the mouse from my pocket, and the magnitude of Conan’s gasp would cause his skin to turn a healthy tan color.”
Another point for Team Coco.
Matt Voigt – “I would bring my Orochi soap to a gaming convention and meet “Soap” from CoD MW2 and then I would let him try it and see how he likes it!”
Of course he would like it. He’s a man of ownage.
Steve Haren – “If I win this Orochi, I will give it to my dad to use for the laptop in his police cruiser. As strange as it sounds, he likes to play WoW on it when he is on break.”
Proof that policemen do their fair share of raiding.
Ashwin Raghuraman – “I am involved with a charity group that goes to the deep Himalayas in Lei/Ladhak India. In the month of August 2010 I am making this long voyage once again, to one of the many Ladhaki villages, and as a token of our gratitude and affection we are giving them a computer, Razer Mamba and Razer Lachesis, and many games including CSS, Warcraft 3, Starcraft and Halflife 2. After seeing the article about the Orochi soap models, I have decided that if I win, I will take it to Ladhak India to use it in the remote Himalayas, so where ever I go I will still maintain my attitude about pwning all noobs, and showing the locals what I am really about, gaming.”
Ashwin, that entry was not only extremely long but also heartfelt. For being like the Mother Theresa of Gaming, you deserve this bar of soap! Spread the love!
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